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Dear World,

It's happened. Taylor of the 95 in a 65 zone and 105 in a 75 zone has been caught.

She is now retired from "excessive" speeding.

In other news her car can reach speeds topping 125 while remaining well within the recommended rpm range.

Taylor would like to thank God that: the police officer only clocked her going 20 over, that said police officer was lenient about outdated address on liscense as well as her lack of shoes while driving, and that North Dakota fees for such a ticket only amount to $55.

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